发人深省的幽默！


快年底了，
土地下的先烈们纷纷打来电话询问
江姐问：国民党被推翻了么？
答：被阿扁推翻了。
董存瑞问：劳动人民还当牛做马吗？
答：不劳动了，都下岗了。
吴琼花问：姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗？
答：思想解放了，都当小姐了。
扬子荣问：土匪都剿灭了吗？
答：都改当公安和城管了。
杨白劳问：地主都打倒了么？
答：都入党了。
雷锋问：那资本家呢？
答：都进人大和政协了！
刘胡兰问：同志们都藏好了么？
答：都隐身上网了
毛主席问：大家现在都在忙什么？
答：都在斗地主
毛主席：那我就放心了…

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楼主，你的高尚情C太让人感动了。在现在这样一个物欲横流的金钱社会里，竟然还能见到楼主这样的性情中人，无疑是我这辈子最大的幸运。让我深深感受到了人性的伟大。楼主的帖子，就好比黑暗中刺裂夜空的闪电，又好比撕开乌云的阳光，一瞬间就让我如饮甘露，让我明白了永恒的真理在这个世界上是真实存在着的。只有楼主这样具备广阔胸怀和完整知识体系的人，才能作为这真理的惟一引言者。看了楼主的帖子，我陷入了严肃的思考中。我认为，如果不把楼主的帖子顶上去，就是对真理的一种背叛，就是对谬论的极大妥协。因此，我决定义无返顾地顶了！

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